Jakarta Like A big Hole

If you come to jakarta you it will make you crazy:
First,you will amnesia because of its traffic light
Second,you will confuse because thats all lot off poor people knock your car mirror and wants money
Third,to much bitch all around street in the night
Fourth,jakarta is to danger because there's a terroris everywhere
Fifth,and don't try to stay in big hotel because terroris will come to that hotel and blow your place